I married the funniest, sweetest man ever. He can keep you laughing all day long. It's not so much that he tells stories, as that he can say the exact right thing at the exact right moment to just crack you up.
He has some...peculiarities....though.
Okay, here's a quiz. See this coupon below? How many of you would have gotten it at a carnival, and decided that it meant you had to keep it?
This coupon is more than 20 years old.
When I ask why it's still in his wallet, he just looks at me like I'm crazy, and says, "What does it say?"
How can I argue with that? And, yes, it makes me laugh every time.